Keith’s posterous

Keith’s posterous

Keith Dsouza  //  Just a place to forward funny emails I keep getting from friends, visit keithdsouza.com to see my entire profile.

Sep 24 / 8:35am

Smart Robot Hahahahah

Pankaj's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who
lied.

Pankaj returned late from school.
Dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"
"Dad, we had extra classes today".
Robot slapped
Pankaj on his face.

Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments."
Robot slapped
Pankaj on his face.

Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Chameli Ki Jawaani".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies
or misbehaved."

Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot..

Pankaj's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband,

"After all, he's your son!"

The robot slaps the mum.
 

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Sep 23 / 9:11am

Who need's a babysitter :p :p :p

Who needs a babysitter when you have kids like these :-)

                                   
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Who_needs_a_babysitter_p_p_p.zip (707 KB)

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Sep 11 / 11:52am

Ur doin it rite


 


 
 
  

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Sep 8 / 10:56am

Drink is equal to yoga



 

Drink is equal to YOGA So Please encourage the drinking people

 

Savasana
.



Balasana



Setu Bandha Sarvangasana


Marjayasana
.


Halasana



Dolphin


Salambhasana


Ananda Balasana


Malasana


Pigeon



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Sep 8 / 10:42am

A dash of laughter...GOOD ONE..:))))))

 

 

                         
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Sep 8 / 9:56am

If women controlled the world......

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

 

 

                                           
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Aug 6 / 9:38pm

The Most Awesome Software Professional's Wedding Invitation

SW Professionals Invitation

 

 Can’t be better than this J

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Aug 3 / 12:10pm

Marvellous Answer

 
Real story happened with famous Heart Surgeon Lt. Dr.. Nitu Mandke. He had done many heart operations.

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?"
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

              "TRY TO DO IT WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING".
 

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Jul 30 / 9:35am

Height of Cubicle Decoration !!!!!

There was a Competition for the best Decorated Cubicle in an MNC company, suffering from recession.....
All the Employees have decorated their Cubicle...
Let's see who has won the Best Cubicle....


On Bench without having a project..............



Runner up ...

and the winner is....


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Jul 21 / 8:45am

Little Johnny is back..................


A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD
class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one
of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the
naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: "
O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm.
Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all
the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No
Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r
thinking.

Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a
question?" Teacher: "Sure".
Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at
the parlor. The first one is eating it; the second is
licking it; while the third one is sucking on it. Can
u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher
is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face
and answers: "I....I..... . I guess the one which is
sucking on the ice cream is married."

Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on
her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R
THINKING"!!! !! 

 

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